Absolut Splash    1 1/2 cups.  V8 vegetable juice   1 1/2 oz.  Absolut vodka   Mix in a highball glass.

How much Irish cream will get you drunk?

Bleeding Snatch    1   cinnamon stick   1 oz.  DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps   5 oz.  V8 vegetable juice   1 oz.  vodka   Add ingredients together in highball glass stir with cinnamon stick, and enjoy your very own bleeding snatch.

How much Beer will get you drunk?

Bloody Hell    8 dashes.  Worcestershire sauce   3 dashes.  Hot Sauce From Hell pepper sauce   6 oz.  V8 vegetable juice   4 1/2 oz.  Absolut vodka   3 pinches.  peppers   3 pinches.  salt   Pour the vodka over plenty o' ice cubes in a tall glass. Add the Worcestershire sauce and habanero sauce, and stir. (If you can't find Hot Sauce From Hell, use 5 dashes of the hottest Habanero sauce you can find, or 8-10 dashes of Tabasco as a last resort.) Pour in the V8 juice (tomato juice has no body and does not mix well so don't attempt to substitute it). Give one stir only. Cover the ice generously with salt and then with fresh, coursely ground black pepper (like so it sticks in your teeth and you gotta chew it).

Where can I buy Amaretto?

Bloody Mariana    1 dash.  Tabasco sauce   1 dash.  white pepper   1 dash.  oregano   1 dash.  Worcestershire sauce   1 dash.  celery salt   6 oz.  V8 vegetable juice   2 oz.  vodka   1 tsp.  lime juice   Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass, add a stick of celery, and serve.

Is cream non-alcoholic?

Bloody Mary #3    4 oz.  V8 vegetable juice   2 oz.  pepper vodka   1 slice.  jalapeno pepper   Pour pepper vodka and V-8 juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake and strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Float a slice of jalapeno pepper on top, and serve.

What can you mix butter with?

Bloody Pearl Harbor    3   ice cubes   1 shot.  Malibu coconut rum   1/2 shot.  V8 vegetable juice   1/2 shot.  Stolichnaya vodka   Stir well with ice. Adding a few drops of hot sauce for flavor is optional.

What is peach Schnapps?

Bloody Shame    1   celery stick   3 drops.  Tabasco sauce   3 oz.  V8 vegetable juice   1 pinch.  peppers   1 pinch.  salt   Pour V8 into an old-fashioned glass, add tabasco sauce and stir with a celery stalk. Sprinkle with salt and pepper, and serve.

What ingredients are like %?